"Snicker" a Little!

You might be a Redneck if:

You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.

Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

Your jack-o-lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.

Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

Your computer password is BUBBA.

Your grandmother has "AMMO" on her Christmas list.

You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

Your cousins put out a rap record and it goes aluminum.

You can entertain  yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You've bathed with flea and tick soap.

You have used a rag for a gas cap.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Your complete set of salad bowls say Cool Whip on the side.

Redneck Church:

The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,"  and then five guys and two women stand up.

A member of the church requests to be buried in 

his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in 

a hole it couldn't get out of."

Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.

High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

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Laughter is the best medicine.  "For what?" you ask.  

For whatever's ailin' ya'!  Some have even laughed 

themselves well.  Speaking of tickling your funny bone; 

this is the "Hide and Seek" Turkey:

  Don't forget to "Snicker" a Little!

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