Tuesday, April 12, 2016

"A Man After God's Own Heart"



A psalmist, a harpist, a shepherd, and a King,
so was mighty David, the lone lover
He was a lover of God, a dreamer, a songwriter,
and penner, he was one like no other 
In the pastures, strumming his harp, he serenaded 
His God and the King of Kings
With verse of a pundit, his wisdom of words was 
dulcetly presented, no small thing 
It came from the deep and longing of soul, for the
God he knew by moonlight
Gazing for hours on end, into the face of heaven,
in the heat of summer June nights
How does one have such love, for a God never
seen, but One only heard?
Oh, the whispers through the fields, were the Lord
in response to David's oft words
For the Lord stays not silent, when incense of
worship beckons His ear
The Holy, Holy of earth, collides with the Holies,
of Angels ever so near
And the ensuing crescendo is the Glory of Eden,
and innocence restored 
In just a moment in time, earth and heaven are
One, preempting the sins before 
Suddenly, the Creator finds rest, in an echo of
"one," the dust and the divine
As a shepherd boy divulges the melody, of the 
Holiest heart, so sublime
Who can know the heart, and the soul of the 
Holiest Almighty Lord God?
The one who sits at His feet, sings his love, and  
 breaks the box, clothed in ephod
To whom will the Holy One reveal the secrets, of 
His soul to impart? 
It will always be the "one" who loves Him uniquely, 
"A Man After God's Own Heart."




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Tuesday, April 5, 2016

"Snicker" a Little!



You might be a Redneck if:

You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass.

Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

Your jack-o-lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do.

Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

Your computer password is BUBBA.

Your grandmother has "AMMO" on her Christmas list.

You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

Your cousins put out a rap record and it goes aluminum.

You can entertain  yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

You've bathed with flea and tick soap.

You have used a rag for a gas cap.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Your complete set of salad bowls say Cool Whip on the side.

Redneck Church:
The pastor says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,"  and then five guys and two women stand up.

A member of the church requests to be buried in 
his 4-wheel-drive truck because "It ain't never been in 
a hole it couldn't get out of."

Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.

High notes on the organ set the dogs on the floor to howling.

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Laughter is the best medicine.  "For what?" you ask.  
For whatever's ailin' ya'!  Some have even laughed 
themselves well.  Speaking of tickling your funny bone; 
this is the "Hide and Seek" Turkey:



  Don't forget to "Snicker" a Little!

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together, bow together, climb together  ...  it's the greatest 
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or via Live Streaming in every service!

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