"Hee Haw!"

"A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance..."

(Proverbs 15:13)

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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF:

Your family tree has no forks. 

You use a weedeater in your living room.

Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
Down where you come from reruns of
Hee Haw are called documentaries. Your house doesn't have curtains,
but your truck does.  You have flowers planted in a
bathroom fixture in your front yard.  On your first date you had to ask your
Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.  The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife. You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.  You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws. Your house still has the"WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.  

You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, 'Bout What?'

  You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.  You think a quarter horse is
a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Smile a little, laugh a little; give your soul a little chuckle  ...  that roar just might be YOU laughing! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Visit promiselandchurch.net and the experience238.com.PromiseLand Church, Austin, Texas, Pastor Kenneth Phillips)
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